February 2012
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
nettles-pompeo:
People who left me/are leaving me:
- everyone
auroraovertheskye:
I remember that night we stayed up so long. We video chatted for hours and made silly faces. We put underwear on our heads and decided we were perfect together. We made pinky promises and told secrets.You sang “Miserable At Best” to me for me to fall asleep. And during that time, all I could think about was how perfect the world was with you.
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
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oddwolf-shaggy:
l
snookidoughicecream:
when real life people make fun of having internet friends
abrupti0n:
s(you a stupid hoe)he be(you a you a)li(stupid hoe)eved
